Devin.16. Here just for the hell of it. Bands, Super Heroes and everything in between.
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS
girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN, NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, THIS IS THE BEST! THE BEST. THE BEST. THE FUCKING BEST.
THE FUCKING AFTER CREDITS SCENE
This video, I like it!
BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN JESUS CHRIST
NO I CANT BREATHE PLEASE
Brilliant. Worth it for the after credits scene alone!
Just a reminder that tattoos don’t have to mean anything. They do not require some intricate and moving backstory. Some people just appreciate having art on their skin…it’s as simple as that.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement
That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking